We're building the Android for humanoids — an open ecosystem where robot operators can discover, purchase, and manage AI brains from any developer, for any humanoid robot, from any manufacturer.
Two critical gaps in the humanoid robotics ecosystem.
Today, each manufacturer locks you into their proprietary software stack. Want a better warehouse picking algorithm? You're stuck with whatever your robot maker ships. NoidNoggin opens the ecosystem — letting any developer build brains for any robot, and letting operators choose the best brain for every task.
Your car has thousands of service centers nationwide. Your humanoid robot? Zero. No standardized service network exists for diagnostics, calibration, repairs, or brain updates. We're building the first national franchise of certified humanoid robot service centers — the Jiffy Lube of the robotics revolution.
From launch to the default platform for humanoid fleet operations.
Launch the Brain Marketplace with 8 manufacturer integrations. Open first service center pilots in 3 U.S. metro areas. Ship the HAL abstraction layer and Brain Developer SDK.
Scale to 100+ franchise service centers, 500+ brains on the marketplace, and launch the franchise model nationally. Roll out enterprise fleet management tools.
International expansion across Europe and Asia. Surpass 1 million robots managed on the platform. Achieve manufacturer-endorsed certification partnerships.
Become the default platform for humanoid fleet operations worldwide. Full ecosystem maturity with thousands of brains, global service network, and autonomous fleet orchestration.
Experienced operators building the future of robotics infrastructure.
Chief Executive Officer
Former VP at a Fortune 500 robotics company. 15 years building platform businesses at scale.
Chief Technology Officer
PhD in Robotics from MIT. Previously led AI platform engineering at a leading autonomy startup.
VP of Engineering
Ex-Google, ex-Tesla. Deep expertise in hardware abstraction layers and distributed systems.
VP of Operations
Built and scaled 200+ franchise locations for a national automotive service brand.
Supported by leading investors and strategic partners in robotics and AI.
The principles that guide everything we build.
We push the boundaries of what's possible in humanoid robotics. Every feature, every tool, every integration is designed to move the industry forward.
Robot safety is non-negotiable. Every brain is sandboxed, tested, and certified. Every service center follows strict safety protocols. Humans always come first.
We believe in open ecosystems. Our HAL abstraction layer works across all manufacturers. No vendor lock-in. No walled gardens. One platform for all robots.
Developers are the lifeblood of our ecosystem. We provide world-class SDKs, documentation, MCP integration, and revenue sharing to empower brain creators.
Whether you're an operator, developer, or investor — there's a place for you in the NoidNoggin ecosystem.